Living room drama

So right now I am sitting in my living room watching some game being kicked by my roommate to some girl and it made me think "Hmmm I haven't written a funny blog in a while." (Said with the strong bad miss inflected voice) And the topic of Kyle kicking game is as good as any, so lets begin.

For the sake of hiding names, lets call this girl "the mixed signal girl" or TMSG for short. Sometimes she is all about my man kyle and other times she seems to care less. I would offer my assistance in helping decipher the code that is this woman, but as we have already learned, i have no understanding of that insanity.

Allow me to Bob Ross a picture for you: We are in the living room in an absolutely deafening silence. If it weren't for the melodic sounds of the dishwasher, and the rhythmic bliss that is my typing, I might go crazy. They were sitting on the couch, and things seemed to be looking good, but then TMSG called an audible and moved to the floor. Who does that? There was a brief bit of discussion, and then back to the silence.... and here I am... sitting in the living room with these two... you might think this to be awkward, and you would be right. oh wait, they are talking again... nm...she just needed to use the restroom.

I'll keep you updated... but things are going downhill.