So I spent some time today in a sporting good shop. (exercise, not guns) I've been on this "Get less fat" kick so i thought it would be a good place to hang out. I didn't get anything to further my cause, (although as of this morning I had lost 20 lbs) but I did see a family of 5 extremely obese people walking out of the store. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but as i drove away i was left with one question: "What exactly were they doing there?" I mean they didn't buy anything, and I'm fairly certain the last family meeting did not include any sort of a plan which involved an ab roller, or a set of those power push-up things. I realize this sounds like profiling, and perhaps it is, but I mean no disrespect - I am a recovering fat kid myself. I am just very confused.
Also, I have added to new players to the list of movie characters I have been compared to. I have to admit, this list is getting extensive and none of them make me happy. The new ones are: The pirate from "the count of Monte Cristo" (based on the fact that he is funny, and is the whipping boy of the count... I'm going to over look any fat joke which may or may not be associated with this image), and Bob the Tomato from veggie tales... keep the jokes to yourself.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
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